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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 17:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle

Still no good.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Reds’ Elly De La Cruz, Mariners reliever Trent Thornton fall ill while playing in extreme heat - Yahoo Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Kristopher Mohamed needs help to fund cancer fight - Trinidad and Tobago Newsday

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Woman banned for life from cruise after 'breaking rule' she shared on social media - LADbible

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Democratic senators rent space at the Kennedy Center to host a Pride event - NPR

Then came..

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How has Meghan Markle’s style evolved from her Hollywood days to her life as a Duchess?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What's the most surprising connection you've discovered with someone you just met?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.