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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 17:38

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Democratic senators rent space at the Kennedy Center to host a Pride event - NPR
Then came..
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How has Meghan Markle’s style evolved from her Hollywood days to her life as a Duchess?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's the most surprising connection you've discovered with someone you just met?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.